So you’re actually proud of that little dick are you?!
There’s absolutely nothing clever about having a pathetic little dick!
You know, its amazing how many of you fucking losers seem to be quite proud of the fact that you have an under-nourished, under-weight little dick between your legs! Ladies assume this is the case because it is always the possessors of diddy dicks that seem to persist the most with compulsive wanking. In fact you never seem to let up, pathetically tugging on your stunted little acorn cocks hour after hour. Of course not one of you really deny it, in the same way that not one of you really admit to having a stunted little willy!
You know the whole thing about Small Penis Humiliation is that it is indicative of men with egos much bigger than their penises. I mean -just look at you all focused on your useless little dick as if we women actually cared! I’ll tell you what losers -men with small dicks should be made to wear a sign warning women! Which is why I always recommend that little winkles should be locked away in a male chastity cage! That’s right, lock your USELESS LITTLE DICKS away and prevent women from getting disappointed!
Ladies will fall about laughing mocking your SILLY tiny dick, loser!
But let’s make it clear, when you call our Small Penis Humiliation line it won’t just be your undersized little dick that gets humiliated -oh no chum, you’ll be ripped apart as being way less than a real man. To say that you’ll have your nose rubbed in it is a massive understatement. Go on then call and see for yourself, no-one is going to call that THING cute or sexy. Your phone contact will give it to you straight, not sparing your blushes or pulling any punches!
However you’ll still lap up the insults and humiliation because, deep inside you know they are all quite true! Women have and always will laugh at your little chipolata! So there you have it. If you want the Best CHEAP SPH Chat, I’ve told you what to expect and I expect you to get ready to call right now -got that, have you?
Is your tiny dick ready to be mocked?
Whilst we’re talking about small dicks, penis envy and the like… Without doubt the vast majority of you failures won’t ever summon the courage up to actually be humiliated by a sassy bitch. Instead you prefer to wank off (if that’s the right term for stroking a little winkle) to porn. An amazingly good alternative is to listen to our Mistresses narrating some kinky audio stories. Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it –we’ve 60-odd for you to enjoy! We suggest that the following story might just trip your switch?
Oh to have a Nine Inch Cock
Because life is better with more options we’ve maybe saved the best to the last depending of course on your preferences. Whilst any form of dirty talking will usually do it for blokes, dirty words and dirty pics tick everyone’s box. Spoken words are quickly forgotten but written words live on and on – so a class text chat session with plenty of porny pics can be revisited time and time again. Think about it… you can see I’m on the money here!